HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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