I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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