Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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