He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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