good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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