all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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