I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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