How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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