I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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