This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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