Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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