my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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