Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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