If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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