READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i think i just lost a toe
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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