areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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