You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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