dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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