So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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