Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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