Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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