Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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