Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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