what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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