I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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