But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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