There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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