All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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