Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
