do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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