i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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