and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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