Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Girls should come with a carfax report
she peed on how many people?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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