strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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