Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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