And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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