i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You smell like stripper and shame
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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