The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Found the puke drawer
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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