Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.