Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.