Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.