There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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