I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I need to calm my uterus...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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