I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Your tits are I can't wait for
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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