I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Green mimosas i think yes
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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