Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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