Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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