people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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