I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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