Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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