update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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