I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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