i think my mom watched the whole time
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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