but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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