What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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